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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 07:28

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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Then came..
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Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the best way to get clients to a call center?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Heart Disease: What You Eat Matters More Than Cutting Carbs, Fat - Healthline
Still no good
Still no good.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
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